When you're so bored you start doing weird shit...
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Me watching Shelly get fucked up
Cant wait till the reunion . Fat bitch was a cunt.
eclarealways: These children are so fucking adorable. Dear God please help me to not kidnap them all.
When I get texts from ...
raymon-osis: Other people: From you:
Anonymous asked: OMG...if YOU wore those superman undies & those pants...& i saw u outside...i'd slip my number into your waistband & give u a wink "call me"
Anonymous asked: [same anon from last night] Feeling any better from last night?
BABIES TASTING LEMONS FOR THE FIRST TIME
catdaddywhenidougie: stinamargarita: whatkristenlikes: Greatest post I’ve ever seen. omg this post SO CUTE!!!
the cute unexpected moment when he pushes me down...
Getting out of bed for school in the morning: →
tyleroakley: A man who calls himself “Mister Peepee” has vowed to masturbate in every single Starbucks bathroom in NYC. #fappuccino